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A gentleman in the office brought me free homemade pizza. That's when you know you've hit the big time. #detoxweek
2 days ago from web @TrueMisterSix pick up some @rekorderlig Strawberry and Lime cider for the missus too. It's fruity cordially nectar.
2 days ago from web @TrueMisterSix always apple - I haven't found a pear cider yet that doesn't taste horrific. Any suggestions?
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