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FAO David Starkey
The UK riots should not be attributed to blurring racial stereotypes. They should be attributed to the fact that 76% of the UK's youth are utter cunts....
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Stupid pinstripe bruise. Sellotape rip tack tick. Piston cactus stamp.
You give me your four letters and neurones explode like a cancascent swamp or fireworks of burst poisoned gas ignited by stupid or flecked by baked pretzels. You can see the sparks in my eyes What the hell is wrong with...
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Read More Liam’s Diary
Dearest Diary.
Once upon a time I was a boy, toying with my world and my heart and my mind. My diary was a giant moth in a blender- a shock of violent metaphor and beauty and nothing and emotion and everything, damn the details and damn the big picture, inhumane...
Read More Just Drive
Parkour in the dark- jumping and running through comfortable backstreets, popping off bridges and over puddles, bouncing walls and climbing railings. I struggle with people, but the confidence of the urban sculpture is morphine. I feel invincible.
I approach the car, entering like a thief. My shadow stays in Manchester... but...
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