Archive for March, 2010

Just booked flights to Kiliman…

Just booked flights to Kilimanjaro. I'll be climbing it in a little over nine weeks time. It'll probably take me about that long too. ...
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RT @NajuTweets: Why you should…

RT @NajuTweets: Why you should vote Labservative this election http://www.labservative.com :) ...
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I love it when you yawn and al…

I love it when you yawn and all of a sudden you get utter clarity, as though you'd been under water for your entire life and just resurfaced ...
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Every time someone kills a kit…

Every time someone kills a kitten, I will kill @david_whitney ...
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Good marketing playing on toda…

Good marketing playing on today's political apathy. RT @guardiannews: Marmite ads to stage parallel election http://bit.ly/bOqiMr ...
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I’m sure that we can think of …

I'm sure that we can think of a better way around this problem than changing all the clocks twice per year. ...
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That’s what happens when you d…

That's what happens when you drink too much cider and watch MasterChef. Making the most of my appley booze before tax makes it a luxury item ...
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A spiced rhubarb sorbet in a m…

A spiced rhubarb sorbet in a melted pork and butter bath, with crystalised kidney beans and a strawberry push-pop. ...
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I Don’t Play Games

Six years. That's how old I was when I first started regarding the contents of my pockets as my "inventory". That's how old I was when I first attempted to teleport, double-jump, spinning bird kick and hadouken. And that's how old I was when I first became horrifically disappointed with...
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Tonight John I’m cooking butte…

Tonight John I'm cooking buttered toast with pea shoots and Tiananmen Square ...
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