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A gentleman in the office brought me free homemade pizza. That's when you know you've hit the big time. #detoxweek
2 days ago from web @TrueMisterSix pick up some @rekorderlig Strawberry and Lime cider for the missus too. It's fruity cordially nectar.
2 days ago from web @TrueMisterSix always apple - I haven't found a pear cider yet that doesn't taste horrific. Any suggestions?
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One of your co-workers tells you a joke whilst you're picking up a can of coke. You pretend to laugh.
But at the same time you can't help thinking of a huge, yelping, wet rubber dragon with a warship instead of a face, rhythmically smacking its head against the floor, causing...
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Read More Nyctipithithecus trivigatus
Are you ready? Are you ready?
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Wake up.
So I sprung up at the deep-end, rooted into the plastic filter and spread-leaved over the surface. Drowned, I couldn't quite lift my limbs. Water makes me heavy, phosphor makes me light-headed. Whatever the story, the results remain the same.
And I was there, lopheaded,...
Read More There's a coffee stain on my desk that looks like Africa. I've been sitting here watching it to the soundtrack of laughing apologies, thinking of how epically fitting it all is.
I haven't been updating much. I guess I've been busy. I'm working hard and playing harder, though I rarely get...
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