Apparently everyone got bored of Haiti last week and decided that touchscreen, keyboardless laptops were a much bigger world priority. Apple’s offering was flatly panned* by fanboys and geeks for lacking multi-tasking, camera and phone capabilities, but at least it renewed interest in the upcoming HP Slate… which is basically the same thing, but with windows and multi-tasking. Today Google...

Before going to Madagascar in September I started to record a demo of a new novelty track called In Retrospect I Really Don’t Have Enough Self Restraint For A Lapdance. To celebrate the launching of a new website, I thought I’d post a 1 minute snip of the chorus as an early preview. It’s still pretty rough around the edges, but hopefully the fact that it’s now “on the...

We won’t need eyes to see… I’m migrating the original look and feel of the old website to Wordpress. Rather than transfer the posts across, I’m starting again and giving this site some personal attention. Thanks for being patient as always.